A Typical C.I.T.'S Day

ACT ONE

7:30

Cabin 2: Get up Cabin 1! Get up! Cabin 1, are you up? Cabin 1!

Cabin 1: (No response.)

Tina: Becky, get out of bed. I shouldn't have to yell like this! Get out of bed!

Cabin 1: Be Quiet!

8:15

Enter Sue Lee--our favorite advisor

Sue Lee: Didn't anyone wake you girls up? What is this mess? I took your shoes last night--do I have to take your clothes also?

Janise: Did you take my rollers?

Sue Lee: Of course I took your rollers; they were on the floor. Get up and clean this bunk!(Exit Sue Lee. C.I.T.'S slowly get out of bed.)

Gus: I have the sink first.

Twig: Secnd.

Sandy: Third. (etc.)

Robin: Eileen, you stepped on my head!

Eileen: I'm sorry Robin. What do you want me to do?

Judi: Be quiet!

Twig: Filler, I got the sink after Gus!

Janise: You weren't here. Judi, you want to stay up for breakfast?

Judi: O.K.

Lucy: Me too.

CIT''S go down to flag raising

Sy: Why are you girls late? Get into the dining room.

 

ACT TWO

(In the mess hall)

CIT's: I call not sitting with Overlook 4!

Twig: Pass the butter.

Sy: I need 2 CIT's

Nancy: Today's my day off.

Julie and Judi: OK, we'll go.

Sy: Thank you, girls.

Sue Hacker: Here are your assignments girls. Gus, you have Cabin 9.

Gus: I had them yesterday.

Sue Hacker: Too bad. Robin, you have the pool.

Cabin 1,(excluding Robin) No fair, no fair.

Sue: Eileen and Twig, You have rehearsal.

Eileen and Twig: That's wrong.

Sue: That's right. Nancy-cabin 7. Judi, you can have Overlook 4. They like you. Julie has arts and crafts, Jan cabin 8, and Sandy, cabin 5. Lucy, you can take the infirmary.

 

ACT THREE

(Mess hall)

Julie: Jeff, can we have clean cups?

Robin and Twig: Can we have ketchup and mayonnaise?

Jeff and Charley: Yes and no.

 

ACT FOUR

(Canteen)

Can we sort the mail?

Linda: NO.

Robin: Can we get canteen?

Linda: no. no. no. NO!

 

ACT FIVE

CIT's: Good evening, Auntie Ethel!

Ethel: Good evening campers! Tonigs activity will be a swim.

CIT's: Yippidoo.

Ethel: Be down at 8:15.

 

ACT Six

(Office porch)

Sue: CIT's up to the bunk. Where's Janise? Who saw Judi at the shower? Was Nancy there? Take those orders back for grinders. Girls, UP!

The CIT's slowly move up the hill and get inttheir beds, leaving Robin's alarm clock ticking.

 

 

Last Will and Testament

We Leave:

Nancy Pindus.....loyalty

Julie Noti..........friendship

Robin Stieber.....the lake and its belongings

Eileen Kent........a good buddy

Sandy Rose........Olympics

Luci Gross.........A Jew-chaim

Sandy Stern........Berger's for a month

Judi Mark...........a bed and a happy triangle

Twig Lieff..........a lack of love

Jan Filler............the bathroom

Carol Goodman....Sue-Lee

We leave Carol and Twig a letter from New York.

To the CIT's we leave knowing the elimination has ended.